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dog days 

This should be me lying there enjoying the Summer of Benny.  Instead, I find myself writing during my lunch hour. 

I used to own a framed copy of today’s picture but  accidentally left it at the condo when I split with my drunken ex-girlfriend.  I also left my bike helmet but decided it would be easier to replace both items than listening to her slur profanities at me.

I took a long nap on Sunday.  And by nap, I mean passed out.  Tom d G called around Noon and said he still had about $300 worth of alcohol in his system and needed to keep the ball rolling.  So, instead of spending the day doing laundry, I found myself drinking the afternoon away and fell asleep around 5:00.  Luckily, I awoke at 8:53, just in time to catch Entourage.

Monday morning -  hung over and still no clean underwear.  Sweet.

I was able to make a batch of Taco Soup before I got tanked.  The recipe is the only thing my aforementioned ex-girlfriend gave me.  Well, that and chlamydia.

Tramps like us…

Benny