Will today be the end of the World as we know it? Many people are speculating that August 22nd signifies a supposed day of reckoning on the Islamic calendar. I wish it meant they had to shower.
I’m ashamed that I haven’t learned more about HTML and the internet. When I first discovered the world wide web, I admit most of my surfing was dedicated to porn and gambling.Â
I decided years ago to put those vices behind me but caught an interesting news story the other day. Grand Nevada is an online gambling site that employs live, naked girls as dealers. Talk about killing two birds with one stone. You can play black jack with your pants around your ankles. Spank me; I mean hit me.
There is not a bigger racist on TV than Bryant Gumbel. Last year, I watched him spew rhetoric about the Winter Olympics and how they are dominated by white athletes. Now, he’s in trouble with the NFL for his comments made about outgoing commissioner, Paul Tagliabue. The beautiful thing is he is scheduled to be an announcer for the NFL Network later in the season. Punt his ass.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it but this year’s fall TV lineup will feature less gays. The people at GLAAD don’t seem too happy with the news. I thought they were against drunk driving, or something.
A former sex slave of Osama Bin Laden has written a book which details the ruthless killer’s infatuation with Whitney Houston. All of a sudden, Bobby Brown doesn’t seem that bad.
I wanna dance with somebody.
Benny