Ridin’ Dirty
Man, I am hungover today. Last night, I went to the Cardinals game with a group of people. Afterwards, a few of us went to the bars. I remember everything up to the point when we started doing shots. After that, nothing. I woke up in a hotel room and have no idea how I got there. Anyway, I left the hotel […]
Pretzel Logic
Live and learn. A couple of nights ago, I wanted to see how WordPress software publishes blogs. I downloaded the software and noticed they had an import tool to automatically extract entries from my Blogger.com account. This seemed reasonable so I navigated my way through the wizard until the import was completed. The next day, I […]
Kiss Off
Dustin “Screech” Diamond in a sex video? The article states that he participates in a threesome (the good kind), and offers up a Dirty Sanchez. C’mon. The video title is reportedly, “Saved by the Smell.” I’m going to the bathroom and puke. Have you ever asked a girl for her phone number, only to be coldly […]
Chaos
There are numerous examples of chaos. One is dealing with customer service at large companies. Another is CHAOS – Can’t Have Anyone Over Syndrome because your house is a shit hole. A third example is trying to understand the Vietnamese woman who just backed into your car. I was fortunate to experience all three within the last 24 hours. I […]
Stupidity Tax
Over the weekend, I overheard a guy ask a grocery store employee if she “was working hard or hardly working.” This got me to thinking. Why not implement a Stupidity Tax and fine people $10 for saying something stupid? The guy in the grocery store should have been fined $10. Here are other examples that would constitute the […]
Endless Summer
Summer officially ends minutes after midnight but I’ve decided to keep the Summer of Benny alive. The dream of spending a summer mooching off strangers is gone. However, acting like an idiot and excessive drinking are not dependent on a season. This headline is too easy. Here’s a picture of Willie’s pot. The recent bust […]
Radio Song
My bro called this morning to let me know about a contest to become a radio personality on a morning show in KC. The winner will be determined by votes so I’ll let you know if they upload my crap to their site. I sent the picture from my home page, Track 10 from Radio […]