Dear Paris,Â
I am sorry I rushed to judgment before I knew the facts. I believe you only had one margarita at the charity event. I dig the fact you were driving just because you wanted an In-N-Out burger. You are A-Okay with me, and I loved your home movie. You are obviously a very talented girl. I am behind you 100%.
Yours truly,
Benny
Kevin Connolly from Entourage is dating Paris’ sister, Nicky? Nice job, E.
Last night, I walked into the gym at my clubhouse. I didn’t workout; I just needed to pee after drinking five beers. There was a guy on the exercise bike watching a “Friends” rerun. I told him there was an NFL game on NBC but he said he wanted to watch the episode of Friends. What a homo.
Did anyone watch the Kick-Off Special on NBC before the game? The performing artists were Diddy, featuring Cassie (whoever the f**k that is), Rascal Flatts, and Martina McBride. The latter two did an acceptable job singing. Diddy and Cassie danced around like a circus act while lip syncing.
If you are a supposed superstar, and get paid millions of dollars to perform, at least sing your f**king songs live. After watching Diddy, I was longing for Ashlee Simpson. How sick is that?
Bored at work? Check out the Top 10 Best Jackass Skits of All Time.
For those of you who didn’t understand the Cleveland Steamer music video yesterday, don’t sewer slurp because you can find the definitions at Urban Dictionary.
I’m heading to KC tonight for the Chiefs home opener against the Bengals on Sunday. Next post on Monday.
They got a crazy way of loving there. And I’m gonna get me some.
Benny