The Gym

Meet my new personal trainer.

I could stand to lose a few pounds.  A couple of days ago, I came down with the flu and have either been kneeling or sitting on the toilet since.  I weighed myself this morning and have already lost 4 lbs.   Good start.

Have you ever sharted in the middle of a sales presentation?

Me neither. 

Read this letter written to an advice columnist.  I verified this wasn’t a hoax. – Thanks, Michael O.

The new season of Survivor begins tonight.  The teams will be divided by race:  Caucasian, African-American, Asian-American, and Hispanic.  General Motors, among others, have pulled their advertising from the show.  Taking their places will be:  NASCAR, Schlitz Malt Liquor, Minute Rice, and Jose Cuervo.

You say you want a revolution.

Benny