Kinky

Kinky Friedman says he favors the legalization of marijuana if he is elected governor of Texas.  Freidman is running as an independent and is gaining support throughout the state.  

Recently, he received criticism for referring to the Hurricane Katrina evacuees living in Houston as “crackheads and thugs.”  He plans to give $100 million to the Houston police to help with the new wave of crime. 

When asked if he regretted any of his comments, Freidman replied, “How can you possibly regret that, telling the truth?  I am not a racist, I am a realist.  In looking at the statistics, I know that 20 percent of the homicides in Houston have been committed by the element in the evacuee population.  How can you possibly regret that, telling the truth?”

Don Imus has been touting this guy for a year and I am quickly becoming a believer; and a smoker.

Muslims are furious over a recent speech given by the Pope where he made comments about the Islamic concept of Holy War.  Muslims furious?  Shocker. 

Are you ready for some elections?  If not, you better have TiVo or a DVR because we are about to get bombarded with political ads.  I’m looking forward to Karl Rove’s ads on Nancy Pelosi.  Can you imagine if the Speaker of the House was a liberal from San Francisco?

As I stated yesterday, Daddy’s been a little under the weather.  It’s been 72 hours since my last solid poop.  Imo’s Pizza and a 12-pack tonight should solve the problem.

Legalize it, and I will advertise it.

Benny