Some weekends are better than others. This was one of the better ones.Â
On Saturday, I played in a four-man scramble with three buddies on a beautiful October afternoon. The golf tournament was for a friend of ours who decided to abandon the pursuit of the almighty dollar, and dedicate his life to helping others.
He is the founder and principal of a private parochial middle school, located in the heart of the inner-city. The school enrolls students from grades 6-8, limits each class to approximately fifteen students, and relies solely on private donations.Â
My hat’s off to Bob S. and all of the people involved with the school. It’s great to see kids get an opportunity who otherwise may not get one.
Me and my boys shot 9-under par, and headed to my place convinced we were good golfers.
Sunday was another great day.  Everyone cleaned up their mess from the previous night which is a sign that your friends have matured. At a younger age, we would party at a friend’s place, wake up, and leave. I’m glad they pitched in. If they hadn’t, the mess would have been there for a while. And by a while, I mean weeks.
Tip of the Day:Â
Never buy cheap toilet paper. There are a lot of non-brand name items that are perfectly fine, but never skimp on butt wipe. Last week, I bought a generic brand of toilet paper, but I might as well have bought a newspaper.Â
At one point this weekend, a buddy complained while sitting on the toilet, so I tossed him the sports section. Okay, that’s a lie because he was already reading the sports section, but I told him to use it if he didn’t like my toilet paper.
Michael O. sent me this video of a peeping tom.
Have you ever woken up in a recliner chair, only to see your wiener spraying pee like a Water Wiggle?
Me neither.
I want to see you dance again.
Benny