I didn’t realize yesterday was Columbus Day. To some, this meant a day off of work. To others, it meant the banks were closed and they had an extra day to cover the checks written at the casino over the weekend.Â
I am getting fed up with the weather people on the news. I don’t care about the barometric pressure or dew point. Just tell me what the weather is going to be, and get back to the news. They’re seldom right anyway, so why show it at all? My Grandmother’s arthritic knee predicts the weather better than these jokers. If they want people to pay attention, set an Over/Under on the daily dew point, and let the government book bets.Â
I would like to find the guy who invented popup ads, and kick him in the balls. Yeah, yeah, I know the technology could have been created by a woman, but the joke wouldn’t make sense.
If “I Fought the Law and the Law Won” is your theme song, you may want to consider a lifestyle change.
I found a way to escape a bad date. This tool dials a phone number at a scheduled time, and a computer generated voice recites the text you wrote. The receiving phone number shows up on the Caller ID.Â
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
Benny