The Contest

The radio station contest finally put my entry (Group 7) on their website. 

They wrote that the reason you should vote for me is because me and Howard Stern were separated at birth, “or so Benny thinks.” 

I’m not sure how they came up with this because I never mention Howard Stern or anything remotely close in my entry.  I wrote about getting drunk and wiping my poop.  Whatever. 

There are 4 days left to vote, but you can’t vote for anyone in my group until the entry deadline expires tonight at midnight.   I’ll check on it tomorrow. 

Yeah, I’m still master of my domain.

Benny