Today, I saw a group of black men at a bus stop, dressed like they were about to start the Iditarod. I admit, the temperature was a brisk 50 degrees, but one guy was wearing a big winter parka, with the hood up.
I explained this to my friend Issac, who is a sexually active, disease free, African-American male. I like to run things by him to see if I’m being racist. He usually says that I am, and I continue.Â
Anyway, he started laughing after I told him the story. When I asked what was so funny, he said, “I wore my winter coat today.”
White men can’t jump.
Kühlwasser Auffüllen:Â
These words have been displayed on my dashboard since I bought my used Saab. I thought it meant the windshield wiper fluid was empty. Turns out that I needed to add cold water to the radiator; go figure.Â
My car was made in Sweden, talks to me in German, and I have no user’s manual.Â
Born from jets, my ass.
Benny