Vacation

John Kerry pulls another October Surprise. 

For those of you who don’t know the story, Kerry told a group of college students on Monday that people unable to succeed in our educational system would likely, “get stuck in Iraq.”

Enough politics…

Thanks to Doug O. for sharing his pictures from the winery trip.

I didn’t party last night on Halloween.  I’m still feeling the affects of the 36-hour bender I cranked out in KC last weekend.  The only thing helping me sleep is the valium I snatched from the crazy chick.

My apologies to the Cardinal fans for failing to acknowledge their World Series win.  Congratulations.  Now you can finally get over the Denkinger call in 1985.

Also, congratulations on being ranked as the most dangerous city in the country.  It took a team effort, but St. Louis beat Detroit again. 

Here’s a collection of funny toilet pictures.

I spoke with a customer service rep this morning who must have been in training.  Every time I asked a question, he put me on hold for five minutes. 

I haven’t experienced that much silence since I told my college girlfriend I lost our vacation money in a card game.

Two weeks without you and I still haven’t gotten over you yet.

Benny