Today is Erection Day. At least that’s what the guy at Wok Express told me.
Onion Sports: St. Louis Cardinals apologize for winning the World Series.
I came across cat poop coffee. Don’t bother asking what I was searching for when I found this. Good to the last dropping.
Scott B. emailed this video of Honest Wedding Vows.
Today was Dani-girl’s first day back to work after the boob job. She sent me an email and said she could only take Advil; no Vicodin. A co-worker asked her if “she was constipated.”
She admitted that she needs to work on her “pain face”, but seeing her boobies pop out of her button-up shirt more than made up for it.
Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed. I love Britney Spears, and I don’t know why, but this time it feels different. It all started when I saw the music video where she dressed up like a Catholic school girl.
“Oops, I did it again.” Yes you did baby, and so did I.
The $2 bill is making a comeback thanks in part to strip clubs. This is an outrage. The next time I’m at one of these establishments, I’m going to hand the dancer a $2 bill, and ask for change.
Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted.
Benny