Being without electricity the last three days, I discovered that having no power in the cold of winter is vastly different than the same experience in the summer.Â
In the summertime, it’s light until 9:00, drinking beer makes you feel better, and you don’t have to spend ten minutes trying to find your penis in order to urinate.
And the hits just keep on coming…
The numerous power surges wreaked havoc on my computer so I’m back on the public sleeper cell machines until I get a new one. If you receive a Christmas Bonus this year, feel free to scroll to the bottom of this page, and donate a computer. And by computer, I mean porn box.
It might take a little work configuring this to work on the Internet, but I have a backup machine.
Triumph the Insult Dog at a Bon Jovi concert – Thanks, Red.
National Lampoon has Seinfeld: The Lost Episode (Warning: Contains the same racist comments we’ve seen before).
I have to go because Abdullah wants to send fan mail to Al Jazeera.
“I feel sorry for Arab-Americans who really want to be crop dusters.” – Brian Regan.
I’ve been too long, I’m glad to be back.
Benny