I swear I’m not trying to make this a porn site, but I keep receiving emails that are simply too good to ignore.
Here’s a Very Merry Christmas Card slideshow – Thanks, Scott B. (Warning: Contains nudity).
Tory K. sent this video of a hot chick stripping. And by hot, I mean smokin’ hot. (Warning: Contains nudity).
A girl once asked me if I had a mattress pad. Does Superman have a cape?
The Evolution of Dance is the most viewed video of all-time on YouTube. Several people have uploaded this, and collectively it has been viewed over 36 Million times.
This time of the year always reminds me of a winter night in high school. My parents asked me to drive Lil’ Bro to his basketball practice. I dropped the little squirt off at the gym, and drove to my girlfriend’s house. We drove to a secluded lake in my hometown, and jumped in the back seat.Â
Midway through a 10-minute romp, the Po Po tapped a flashlight against the window. We quickly got dressed, jumped outside, and handed over our ID’s.  We didn’t have any outstanding warrants (oh, the good ‘ol days), so we were free to go.
I dropped her off at her house, and raced back to the gym. There, I found Lil’ Bro standing in the freezing cold with no one else in sight. He asked me where I had been, and I told him to mind his own.
When we got home, my Dad asked how the practice went. Lil’ Bro started to speak, but Daddio interrupted him and said that he wanted my opinion. I commented that his jump shot was really starting to come around. Â
He found it odd that two kids had been caught parking at the lake, and their names were the same as mine and my girlfriend’s. I hated that police scanner.
Book ’em, Dano.
Benny