Cock Of The Walk

Find Mattie the lost dog, and receive a $25,000 reward.  A couple from Michigan were visiting St. Louis, and little Mattie went AWOL after their car was stolen. 

I hadn’t thought about this joke in years, but heard it this morning on the radio. 

A farmer has 500 hens but no rooster, so he goes to his neighbor and asks if he could buy a rooster for $100.  The neighbor says, “You can have this rooster.”  His name’s Brewster and he’ll fertilize all your hens.  He’s a real stud.”

So the farmer takes him home and says, “Brewster, It’s your first day so take it slow, okay?”  The farmer puts Brewster the Rooster in the hen house, and then hears all the hens crying and yelling.  Brewster nails every single one of the hens, and then nails a duck and a goose in the pond for fun.

The next morning, the farmer finds Brewster lying on his back, legs sticking in the air, and vultures circling overhead.  The farmer says, “Brewster, I told you to take it easy.  Now look at you.  You’re dead.”

Brewster says, “Shhh.  They’re about to land.”

Man sells dog for beer. – Thanks, Michael O.

Blackuweather’s Ollie Williams beats the heat.

Bruce Dickinson: “Easy, guys… I put my pants on just like the rest of you – one leg at a time.  Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.”

Benny