You Don’t Know How It Feels

Does food go bad after it’s been in the freezer for four days without electricity?  I don’t whether it does or not, but I just ate a chicken breast with these credentials. 

I guess the worst case scenario is that I get a nasty case of diarrhea and lose five pounds.  At least that’ll put one of my New Year’s resolutions back on track.  Anyone know the Knicks score?

A girl once asked me if I ever cry.  Yes, I cry.  And if you ever want to see me cry, just play rap music.

Watch this guy cry on American Idol last night.  (Warning: The website contains links to adult sites.)

The internet never ceases to amaze me.  Sites like the one above somehow know my zip code, and offer ways to meet hot single chicks in my area.  Thank you, Al Gore. 

Now, if we can just do something about global warming.  Gas emissions caused an ice storm over the weekend, and I’m currently freezing my ass off.

Wii Sex – Yikers.com (a little racy.)

Jimmy’s Blog on SI.com has The Most Unforgettable Music Performances in sports history (1/17/07). – Thanks, Dave B.

iPhone Commercial – Conan

Listen to a news anchor drop the F-Bomb. – (Warning: Contains profanity.)

I love Carmen Electra, and I’m not sure why, but this time it feels different.

So let’s get to the point, let’s roll another joint.  Let’s head on down the road.  There’s somewhere I gotta go.

Benny