Laker Girl
Happy Birthday, Crowe Dog. As promised, I am putting a link to select your buddy’s girlfriend to the 2007 Las Vegas NBA All-Star Dance Team.  Vote for Becky, by clicking on “Cast Your Vote Now.” Be sure to choose her name, and hit the submit button. Her boyfriend is Woody who is a high school buddy of […]
10 Things I Hate About You
A friend recently told me that his girlfriend made him wait six months before having sex.  The only situation where this is acceptable is when your girlfriend is 17 1/2 years old. Stupidity Tax Offense: Someone getting ready to leave says, “I’m off like a prom dress.” – Cha Ching! – $10. I used a customer’s bathroom today, […]
I Will Be With You Again
I went to the gym this morning; yes, the gym. There was a 20-something girl on the elliptical machine, so I jumped on the stationary bike next to her. Thankfully, I had my mp3 player because she was watching re-runs of The Nanny on the Lifetime channel. WTF? Of all the shows she could be watching in […]
Found Out About You
Another weekend of drunken debauchery… On Friday, I met a few friends at Ozzie’s to watch the Oregon St/Mizzou football game. Although the Tigers didn’t win the Sun Bowl, I took full advantage of the 24 oz. draft beer special. I even managed to catch the first set of Jake’s Leg at Cicero’s later that night. But I knew […]