I ate at a Japanese steak house with Chickie Poo on Friday night. After the chef started cooking at our table, he asked if anyone was celebrating a special occasion. The girl next to us said that it was her birthday. I followed her comment by raising my hand and proclaiming that I had lost my virginity earlier in the day.
The chef said, “Ah, you have happy ending today.” It sounds funnier if you say it in a Japanese voice.
He then proceeded to build an onion volcano and said, “I have something special for you.” Again, it sounds funnier in a Japanese voice. Soy sauce was poured down the top, lit on fire, and came shooting out the top like a purple haze of spew.
I thought it was funny, but it could have just been the four bottles of sake.
To remember the evening, I took a picture of my soup appetizer.
Have you ever spent a Sunday afternoon walking a dressed-up canine in a dog parade because the girl you’re dating thought it would be fun?
Me neither.
The Police opened the Grammys last night. Today, they announced their 30th anniversary world tour.
Isn’t Best Rap Album an oxymoron?
I’ve never been a supporter of breast reduction surgery, but this changed my mind. – Thanks, Scott B.
Rosie O’Donnell makes fun of Anna Nicole Smith hours before her death.
CNN’s Jack Cafferty asks Wolf Blitzer if Anna Nicole Smith is still dead. Douche bag.
The difference between how Women and Men shower.
You don’t have to put on the red light.
Benny