The Joker

The wind chill is two degrees Fahrenheit and it snowed 6 inches today.  That Al Gore’s full of shit, man. 

So, I’m looking for a Valentine’s Day Card today for Chickie Poo, and found myself surrounded by eight other guys rummaging through a mess of leftover cards that nobody wanted.  Just when I thought the mission had failed, I found one that saved the day – one that already had a personal message written in it.

I crossed out the “To” and “From” and replaced them with hers and mine.  I made sure not to lick the envelope because it looked like it had already had been licked. 

A security guard stopped me on the way out on suspicion of shoplifting, but I showed him the card and told him that I had brought it into the store by mistake.  Besides, I had already paid for overpriced wine and flowers.

Here’s the card.

Dear Chi Chickie Poo, I can’t say it enough… I am very proud of all of your accomplishments.  You have a wonderful personality and a great attitude towards life – that you lift everyone’s spirits.  Thank you for everything you do.  You are a special person.  May God continue to bless you.  Always, Celia Benny.

The front of the card was pre-printed with, “Do you know how special you are?” 

Celia wrote inside, “I do.” – Thanks, Celia.

Happy Valentines Day

One for the ladies

Love in the animal kingdom

Dad teaches son how to pick up chicks

I’m a smoker.  I’m a midnight toker.

Benny