I was busy today; I’m tired tonight; Chickie Poo’s moving to KC; so this is short. And by short, I mean weak.
Kleenex is letting you personalize a box of tissues for five bucks. I ordered a box with the name of a person I fu–ing despise printed on each sheet. I’m going to use it to wipe my ass.
Starbucks is giving away a free cup of coffee today, March 15th, from 10AM to Noon.
Have you ever pissed in a cup next to your bed, washed it out the next today, and used it as a spit cup?
Me neither.
Why is Angelina Jolie’s adoption of a Vietnamese baby considered newsworthy? I don’t give a sh-t.
I feel bad for the lame post, so here are some tits. (Warning: Contains nudity.)
Now she’s gone, and I’m back on the beat.
Benny