The Boys Are Back In Town
Kids, enjoy your youth. Because this is what happens at midnight on a Saturday when you’re a middle-aged man, and you’ve just spent the day drinking beer and playing golf. Have you ever taken your car to a mechanic, and been told the dip stick you’ve been using to check the oil level was actually for the […]
Lust For Life
Dani-girl uploaded new pictures. I said goodbye to a couple of old friends last weekend; my Margaritaville flip-flops. They made it through two summers, and could have made a third, but others apparently found them too offensive. And by offensive, I mean they smelled. They have been replaced by a pair of marijuana sandals called Reefs. Sweet. My […]
You Better You Bet
You know it’s going to be a strange day when it begins with something called a Taco Dog at 7-Eleven for breakfast. Hey, I was running late, and needed to get a Powerball ticket and a package of Magnum condoms.  Most of the workday was spent making cold calls. And by cold calls, I mean leaving voice mails. Wasn’t this Administrative Professionals Day? […]
Soak Up The Sun
With beautiful weather over the weekend, we decided not to wait for the water. On her website, Sheryl Crow said that limiting the use of toilet paper to one square per sitting will help the environment. She obviously doesn’t the share the same diet as me. I’ve also made a mental note never to shake her hand. […]
But I Could Be Wrong
Alec B. just called me a rude little pig for not posting since Friday. I’ll write more tonight, but listen to Tim Wilson – But I Could Be Wrong (Warning: Contains profanity.) Benny
Nice Dreams
 Thanks to Cari and Dani-girl who made Summer of Benny t-shirts, and wore them last night to Parties in the Plaza. I uploaded a few pictures. Too bad it didn’t rain. Happy 420. In honor of today, and my hangover, enjoy 10 of the Greatest Potheads. Cheech and Chong were #1. Shocker. And all my […]
Back On The Chain Gang
Sorry for the delay, but I had to attend a diversity conference yesterday. What a waste of time… Would someone please get mass murderer Ching Chong Cho off my television? After answering several calls and emails about the lackluster content of the site lately, I find myself in desperate need of a power drunk. I’m not making […]