Monkey Man
 This morning was weigh-in day. My goal was to be down three pounds, so I shaved my chest and forearms last night. I figured that would be worth a couple of pounds. Nothing. My weight was the same as the previous week. I’m sure the lack of success had nothing to do with drinking myself into oblivion over the weekend. While […]
Eminence Front
Chickie Poo moved on Monday, leaving behind a soiled mattress topper, a wet comforter, and a sad blogger. She also left something called a tart warmer. I think I’m supposed to plug it in. Heh, heh, I said plug it in. If the baseball season ended today, the Royals would be in the playoffs. Happy Passout […]