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Month: May 2007

The Old Apartment

I’m writing tonight from the clubhouse because my apartment has an odor, and I don’t feel like cleaning. Across the room are three Indians (dots; not Tontos), conversing loudly in their native language. Three men sitting behind me are having a bible study. They are praying while I surf the internet. I don’t mind the praying, but […]

Sister Christian

  Ah yes, summer is finally here… Three-day weekends are what I’m all about. No worrying on Sunday night that I’d better slow down the drinking and get ready for the work week. There’s another day of fun ahead, so who needs another Gin and Chronic? I must be a pervert because I watched a little bit of […]

Tumbling Dice

The absence of cable television hit me hard late last night. I was in the mood to flip, but went through the channels quickly as there are only five. I don’t get ABC. Here were my viewing choices last night: CBS: Al Gore on Letterman (Please) NBC: Kevin Costner on Leno (Arrogant, self-promoting dill weed) Local CW11: […]

There’s Only One Way To Rock

I suffered a tragic loss recently; I cancelled my cable service. This decision was not easy because I am a lazy person who loves to spend hours flipping aimlessly through 500 channels; not to mention the late night access to porn on Skinemax. My decision was made after I spent an entire evening on the phone […]

Happy Anniversary

I got up early this morning and read through a years worth of posts. After navigating through the various days and months (it reads better if you start with the first day of each month), I came away with three things. I crack myself up I might have a drinking problem I’m not a big fan […]

1st Birthday

I had intended to write a celebratory message for the 1-year anniversary of the first post but decided to drink at the pool instead. Shocker. It’s been a great year. I’ve laughed. I’ve cried. I’ve peed. I’ve also grown a lot during these past 12 months, and I’m not talking about maturity. I’ve actually gotten bigger. […]