Needless to say, this has been a pretty lame week for posts. I’ve had internet connectivity issues so I’ve been speaking with a lot of foreigners.
Customer service is taking a break in this country.
Yesterday I called my cell phone provider with a question about my broadband card. After a twenty-five minute wait, a guy with a heavy Asian accent came on and began to verify my account information.
I could barely understand the guy and would not be surprised if I was his first call.
“Has your name changed?” he asked.
“My name? Yes, my name has changed to Johnny Drama. Please update my account.”
“Not a problem, Mr. Drama. How can we help you today?” he replied.
Power Up my ass.
How I spent my Cinco de Mayo.
I know this has been around for a while, but RIP Laundry Room Girl.
Office Stress Ball – Thanks, Freddie R.
Drop me in the water.
Benny