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I learned an important lesson this weekend at the pool. You find out who your friends are when you ask for a little help applying Nair to some hard to reach places.

Losing weight can be a daunting task, so I decided to apply a helpful tool I learned during a brief stint in rehab; I got a sponsor. Choosing a sponsor is critical because whenever you feel like you’re going to slip, you can call this person for help getting through a rough period.

I chose my buddy Tom d G as my weight loss sponsor. The guy is an avid weight lifter, eats nothing but chicken and tuna, and can hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Last week, I was hungry and in a hurry; a bad combination. I called my sponsor but he didn’t answer. It was too late when he returned my call a few hours later. I had already enjoyed a #2 combo meal at White Castle.

Where’s that Rum Raisin?

Breaking News on CNN Headline Prime tonight – Anna Nicole: Will made public. Legal papers list her net worth as $710,000.

Breaking news sure ain’t what it used to be.

I’ve been there before…

Bud Light Presents Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer – Thanks, Leo K.

How I spent my summer vacation (Warning: Contains nudity) – Thanks, Freddie R.

Flying the friendly skies – Thanks, Freddie R.

Traveling twice the speed of sound, it’s easy to get burned.

Benny