Nu Shooz
Regular readers know that I periodically use this forum as an advice column. Past topics have ranged from adult bedwetting to nut powder. Today, I address the issue of women and their shoes. I’ve been with a fair amount of women, and seen a million more. I can remember their faces, t*ts, and asses, but […]
Derby Picks – Revised
I changed my mind. Play these in exact order. Street Sense Hard Spun Curlin Imawildandcrazyguy
Mint Juleps & Margaritas
My top pick in the Oaks Mistical Plan grabbed the lead at the top of the stretch, but faded to 5th at 24-1. The favorite Rags to Riches won for fun. I feel horrible for letting everyone down. But hey, today is Cinco de Mayo and Derby Day. Put on your Urban Sombrero, and head to the […]
Woke Up This Morning
Has anyone seen Crowe Dog lately? If you don’t follow horse racing, politics, The Sopranos, or Entourage, turn the page. Comments and predictions for some of this weekend’s TV… Kentucky Oaks Friday, May 4, 5 p.m. ET on ESPN2 If you’re not a native of the bluegrass state, or have a gambling problem, chances are you’ve […]
Family Tradition
I made a life-changing decision today. This decision did not come easy, and I realize there will be slips as I begin my new journey. I am going to succumb to worldwide pressure, and place a single space after a sentence instead of two. I’ve been researching this topic for over a year. The general consensus is that the original […]
Nights In White Satin
Last weekend was a classic. I got together with some college buddies for our annual spring golf tournament. It started on Friday night when Red stood behind a guy at 7-Eleven buying a bottle of Pimp Juice and a box of condoms. “What the hell is Pimp Juice?” Red asked. “Man, you’re old. And White,” […]