Mary Jane’s Last Dance
I had a sales seminar yesterday, and was introduced to more three-letter acronyms. Sweet. I was committed to leaving if there was any role playing. There wasn’t, so I stuck out the two hours. Afterwards, I had to hustle to make a sales call. I always look forward to meeting people that I’ve spoken with over the phone but haven’t […]
Turning Japanese
Hey, thanks for all the beers. I’m keeping a list of donations and will add a “Bought Me a Beer” page soon. As regular SOB readers know, Dani-girl isn’t shy about having her pictures displayed on the website. I only wish I had a camera when I ran into her and her family the other night. Her voice introduced […]
Why Georgia
This shouldn’t add to any stereotypes. “If 40 is the new 30, why isn’t 17 the new 18?” I uttered this line in an attempt to relieve an uncomfortable situation after discovering a girl we were admiring at the pool was 17. I repeated it to some college buddies and they said I was sick. I only mention it […]
Summertime
I went to Parties in the Plaza yesterday because I don’t like to miss parties. I was talking with a cute girl who told me that she doesn’t have to drink to have a good time, and doesn’t mind always being the designated driver. I promptly asked her to marry me. She said, “Yes” but I lost track […]
Hand In My Pocket
I got my electric bill today and realized the reason my bill is higher in the summertime is not because of the air conditioner. It’s because I empty the ice maker into a cooler everyday. Have you ever gone onto WebMD.com, clicked on male genitals, input your symptoms, and been diagnosed as either having Mumps or Chlamydia? Me neither. Someone recently […]
Heard It In A Love Song
My liver is pissed, and we’re not speaking right now. Over the weekend I went to a buddy’s house before we hit the bars. I don’t want to use his name for fear of reprisal, but let’s just say he and his crew are considerably younger than me. Anyway, we were watching Chuck Berry Hail! […]
Cats In The Cradle
Good news, bad news… I installed a new application for photos, but by I accidentally deleted the old one. Fortunately, I have backups of the albums, so I’ll get them reloaded soon. In the meantime, you can see pictures of Tomapalooza and the Pool Party on the new site. Happy Father’s Day to all dads, […]