I recently got an oil change at Wal-Mart. I usually take the Saab to the dealer for such services, but Wal-Mart was on the way home, and it had been almost 20k miles since my last one. I opted for the basic package because synthetic oil cost $60.
I didn’t realize Wal-Mart had anything that cost $60.
Anyway, as the attendant finished and handed the keys to me, I told him that I used synthetic oil the last time I got the oil changed. He informed me that once you introduce synthetic oil to your car’s engine, you can’t use regular oil again.
I asked him if they could do anything for me, and he called the manager over to help. She was a young, attractive black woman, and yes, there is a reason I bring race into the story. I explained the situation to her, and asked if they could drain the oil and replace it with synthetic without charging me for both.
After some thought, she agreed to only charge me for the second oil change. I thanked her and said, “I didn’t realize that once you go synthetic, you never go back.”
I stood motionless until she broke into laughter. I apologized for my faux pas, and stared at her hot ass as she walked away.
Have you ever stuck a battery operated hair trimmer up your nose, and heard a noise like a weed whacker cutting grass?
Me neither.
During a sales call last week, a guy told me that he was going to Omaha for the weekend. I told him that I loved that part of the country.
“Have you been there a lot?” he asked.
“I used to go up there almost every weekend in the 80’s. I had a friend that lived across the river in Council Bluffs.” And by friend, I mean dog track.
I’m going to make a documentary film about Michael Moore and call it, “Fatso.”
The winner really took to the new Cushion Track in this Hollywood Park bikini race. For the record kids, 1/8 of a mile is called a furlong.
I found a video from Crowe Dog’s childhood.
The set of Family Feud was auctioned on eBay. How much tail could I have gotten with this in my bedroom?
I might have RPS – Restless Penis Syndrome (Warning: Contains adult material.)
Bud.TV presents the Swear Jar. – Thanks, Lance M.
Get right to the heart of matters. It’s the heart that matters more.
Benny