I’m going to play a game this weekend that I haven’t played in a while. The rules are simple. I pop a Levitra pill as I’m walking into a bar or party. The clock starts ticking, and I have approximately 30 minutes to find a willing female sexual partner.
I call the game “Beat the Clock.” If I’m unsuccessful, IÂ go home alone and the game gets changed to something sounding very similar to the original.
For Sale: KC Chiefs Trent Green #10 jersey. Slightly worn and reeks of beer and urine. $5 obo.
Power Thirst – A new energy drink. (Warning: Contains profanity.)
Someone’s knockin’ at the door. Somebody’s ringin’ the bell.
Benny