Good Directions
It’s been a while since I’ve been called a cracker, so thanks to whoever submitted the contact form. My commentary on malls yesterday was a joke. Perhaps you’d be better off reading The Huffington Post. Chris Rock on racism (Warning: Contains profanity) The correct answer to Monday’s Pop Quiz was “d”. Shocker I don’t read as much […]
Wake Me Up When September Ends
I watched a story on the news in KC over the weekend about a once popular mall being torn down and replaced by a soccer stadium. When I was growing up, this particular mall was the place to be. I like the way the media tries to spin the reason for the mall’s demise. They mentioned […]
Pop Quiz
Sorry I haven’t written for a few days. Chickie Poo came into town last Wednesday, and we drove to KC the following day. I’m on the Ann Rutledge heading back to the Lou, so I’ll write more tomorrow. In the meantime, see if you can correctly answer the question below. While driving to the train […]
Big Yellow Taxi
I believe OJ was innocent and is not a murderer. I also believe the moon is made of cheese and Tiger Woods drives a Buick. Why the fu-k is Barry Manilow on every channel? He boycotted his appearance on The View because he demanded to be on the show without Elizabeth Hasselbeck. What a douche bag. […]
Everyday I Write The Book
I didn’t post the weigh-in results last Friday because they were somewhat disappointing – 188. That was a 3 pound increase over the previous week for those keeping score at home. Obviously I’m not going to get down to 175 by Sunday, but I’m still a game time decision at QB for the Chiefs. Periodically, […]
Alabama Getaway
Unbelievable…I was confronted by a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses during my walk this morning. “Have you found Jesus?” one of them asked. “Yes, and he’s waiting for me at the Catholic Church,” I replied as I pointed up the street. Before they could respond, I took off running like Carl Lewis; a fat, white Carl Lewis. I […]
Born To Run
Staying the course on my self-imposed boycott of cable was brutal Saturday morning. While most normal people watched College GameDay on ESPN, my viewing choices included CBS’ Saturday Early Show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and That’s So Raven. I chose the latter, but quickly opted for the gym. They have cable there. This morning’s traffic report mentioned a stalled […]