Werewolves Of London
Correction: Yesterday, I wrote that Dani-girl’s boobs were 18-months old. Actually, they will celebrate their first birthday this Friday, November 2nd. My boner. Happy Halloween. This day always reminds of one of the cruelest things I ever did. I was working at a car dealership; a different one than mentioned yesterday. As an elderly couple walked into […]
Mercedes Benz
Happy Birthday Dani-girl. She turns 20-something today, but her boobs are only 18 months old. A couple of weeks ago, we were discussing how much a man should spend on an engagement ring. Tom said one month salary, I said two months, and Abby said three. Dani-girl had a set amount in mind – $15,000. […]
Hurt
I had a mishap with the clippers this morning. My private area was starting to look like I had Don King in a scissor lock, so I decided to give myself a trim. The blades cut me in an area that’s embarrassing to mention. Basically, my balls are bleeding. We have no time for folk songs. I would like to write […]
Subterranean Homesick Blues
Jane B. moves to NYC, and then sends this picture to me with a caption that read, “Have you ever been here?” The very same day, Red called me while driving down a highway in Oklahoma, and asked “Where’s Blue Ribbon Downs?” “Sallisaw, Oklahoma,” I replied. “Correct. I just drove by the sign. You are one sick […]
Dark Hollow
I made it back from KC on the train yesterday in a mere 8 hours and 45 minutes. More on that later… On Friday, I decided to get some sushi before I boarded the train. Seated inside the restaurant, I noticed a group of teenage girls staring at me from their booth. As I grabbed […]
Stacy’s Mom
Issac (AS) posted a comment yesterday stating that he is boycotting The SOB until there are people of color included in the cast. He makes a good point, and I’ll be happy to add him to the cast page. He can either email a picture to me, or I’ll just use this one. I’m taking the train […]
I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man
A former SOB cast member moved back to the Lou last weekend from Minneapolis. Sheila E. (Formerly Sheila L.) is Gina Party’s sister. Her last name has not changed because of a marriage or divorce. It just sounds funnier. If you’ve never heard of the musician known as Sheila E., you know the drill. I volunteered […]