Mary Had A Little Lamb
 My mom gave me a one of those cool lever pull wine openers when I was home last week. It also came with a foil cutter. I don’t think she realizes it, but that’s like handing a razor blade and straw to a cocaine addict. They’re going to find a way to use them. […]
Sweet Emotion
I watched “A Charlie Brown Christmas” last night. It was nice to see a show that still mentions Christmas. I knew that Schroeder played a mean piano, but I didn’t remember Pig Pen getting down on the stand-up bass. He rocks that mo-fo. Do you think Michael Jackson whacks off to Kid Nation? Carson Daly is crossing the […]
SOB Quickie
– Peyton Manning gives a Pep Talk. – Use the Liberal Insult Generator to create over 27,000 random insults to hurl at democrazies. – I usually head for the open bar during the first dance at a wedding reception, but this one made me cry. – Kermit the Frog is the latest victim to experience 2 Girls 1 […]
It’s A Shame About Ray
Mizzou is ranked #1 in the BCS, and are a win away from playing for the National Championship. What were those odds? Chickie Poo is an OU alumna, and gave me a Sooner t-shirt last year as a gift. I usually turn it inside-out and wear it to the gym. However, it will be turned into a […]
College GameDay At Arrowhead
I guess I wasn’t the only person trying to get on ESPN. Even though we didn’t make the national telecast this morning, SOB still managed to show up on the local coverage. – SOB on Channel 9 live broadcast: Long Shot and Close-Up Have you ever run into a high school classmate that you haven’t […]
Black Friday
No, I’m not shopping today. I don’t like shopping at all, so why would I go on a day where I could get my ass kicked for grabbing the last mp3 player? I call today Black Friday but not because of the shopping. Let’s just say I had a first on this day that involved […]
Shot Down In Flames
 The night before Thanksgiving is traditionally referred to as “The Biggest Party Night of the Year.” I found this especially to be true returning home during my first semester in college. I had gone to a party with a few guys I met at school. One of their high school friends threw a bash every Thanksgiving Eve. […]