Crowe Dog waits for the relay handoff
I put off cleaning out the kitchen cabinets last night. I figured if I got to bed early, I could do it this morning before the workers got here. What I didn’t plan on was being kept awake by sex-starved neighbors who were going at it like they were on the Titanic.
I mean this chick was screaming profanities like a porn star. I kept waiting for the director to yell, “Cut! Let’s take five people.”
When I first awoke to the dirty talk I thought I had just left the VCR on. Yeah, I know they sell porn on DVD, but I’m a traditionalist. That or I refuse to buy porn on disc when I can get it on the internet for free.
Happy Belated Birthday Mark K.
– 8 years after Bill Clinton left the DC area. Thanks, Thom K.
– 32 things you can do with beer. Thanks, Loverboy.
– The ultimate Peep Show. Thanks, G-Man.
– Behold the power of Mr. Methane. Thanks, Lil’ Bro.
Many miles away something crawls to the surface of a dark Scottish lake.