Hot Hot Hot !!!

 

Maybe Obama can be President 

$85 – This is the over/under on next month’s spike in my electric bill after Mr. & Mrs. O. spent the weekend. Why do I anticipate such an increase? Because Mr. O. kept the thermostat at a balmy 82 degrees for two days. This guy believes that any temperature under 75 is too cold. I’m not kidding. One summer his electric bills averaged $25 because he never turned on the air conditioner.

At least he didn’t piss on my foot this time. I wish I could say the same, but he fell asleep on my sofa both nights. I was just marking my territory.

Jimmy Buffett is finally coming back to St. Louis after a long hiatus. The tickets sold out in 15 minutes, but I found a way to get into the concert. I’m going to get a job as a security guard at the amphitheatre. The Buffett show is the first one of the season, so my plan is to report to work, change into an SOB T-shirt, and then disappear into the crowd with a margarita.

– Paris Hilton was in town last month. And of course Dani-girl was there.

- An ad on Craigslist selling cement blocks. Thanks, Leo K. NSFW

– Stuff White People Like. Thanks, Cari H. 

– Nothing says St. Patrick’s Day like dancing monkeys.

Hey hey hey!!! But I like it when that lightning comes.