Dust On The Bottle
I spent Saturday afternoon at the winery. The weather was perfect, and it’s hard to beat a day drinking wine overlooking a vineyard. But I can’t believe the prices these places charge. I paid $28 for the same bottle of wine I could have bought at the grocery store for $10. Now some of you might say […]
Watching The Wheels
 In 2001, I entered a contest put on by a local television station. The station had just acquired the rights to show reruns of Seinfeld, and the contest rules were simple – send a video tape of yourself reenacting a scene from the show, choosing the character you resemble most. I reenacted the scene where George explains to Jerry […]
I Got You
 If last weekend was any indication, this is going to be a memorable summer. On Sunday, a few cast members gathered at the pool around 1:30, and the new beer bong was unveiled a few hours later. I know it’s still April, and these games don’t count, but we drank like champions. I’m not going to comment on the quality […]
SOB Quickie
Jane B. sent me the perfect card. – Dani-girl uploaded pictures from last week’s Parties at the Plaza. – Check out the new driver. Thanks, Freddie R. and G-Man. – Why most men are Republicans. Thanks, Tory K. – Hangover Finalists. Thanks, Braz. NSFW – Missouri Flood Survival Kit. – Thanks, Doug O. – Police just […]
Reelin’ and Rockin’
Red came into town last week and wanted to see Chuck Berry at Blueberry Hill. Tickets sell out in fifteen minutes for the monthly shows, and I wasn’t in the mood to deal with scalpers. He talked me into going by trading the price of admission for a SOB T-shirt. Done and done. I traded a […]
Turn It On Again
 T-2 days and counting During the past week I’ve had conversations with three people regarding my diet and exercise program. Below are transcripts of these conversations. I Like Ike Issac: What are you up to? Benny: Getting ready to go for a walk. Issac: Damn, summer’s right around the corner. You better get running. Tommy Boy Tom: Benny, […]
I’ll Be There For You
 That’s the last time I answer a personal ad. I didn’t write yesterday because I was too busy returning voice mails. You see, when you drunk dial a bunch of people over the weekend, Monday is the day you get to find out what you said. I love this game. Dani-girl drove to KC last […]