My Ding-A-Ling
 I receive dozens of spam emails a week wanting to help increase the size of my manhood, be a better performer, or improve lost stamina. I’m not concerned with the latter two as much as I am with the first. You can say what you want about how I shot it too quickly last night. But I’ll be damned if […]
Who’ll Stop The Rain
I’m seriously thinking about writing a letter to one of the local weather people in St. Louis. It doesn’t matter which one because they all got the Memorial Weekend forecast wrong. Sunny skies were predicted for Saturday and Sunday with highs of 78 and 84 respectively. Monday called for mostly sunny skies, a high of […]
East Bound And Down
Loaded up and truckin’… Pictured today (left to right) are Freddie R., Chuck H. and his two sons, Kyle and Vance… wearing SOB T-shirts to the NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race last weekend at Lowe’s Motor Speedway. I’ve been drinking whiskey neat all night because cold beer hurts. I must have chipped a tooth or something. I hate […]
SOB Quickie
This is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft, you’ll see Dani-girl about to wake up next to a vibrating dildo. – California Gay Marriage PSA. NSFW – Someone compiled footage of the Top Ten on-air meltdowns. NSFW – I finally know what Pilates is. Sweet… - I knew what was going to happen, but […]
Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)
 Cup ‘o Pee If you think Big Brown winning the Triple Crown would be the feel-good story of the year, wait until you read this. Dani-girl passed out in Gina Party’s bed early Saturday morning and woke up… wait for it… with a dildo humming next to her head. Our spies report that Gina was asleep next […]
Beer For My Horses
 Only 2 of the twenty horses from the Kentucky Derby are entered in Saturday’s 133rd running of the Preakness Stakes. Here are picks from some SOB cast members.  Benny Pick: Big Brown Analysis: Big Brown could win this race if he was pulling a plow. Hell, he could drop the plow at the 1/8 pole, moonwalk down the stretch, and still […]
Work In Progress
 Marketing 101 Upon further review, I did get something accomplished last weekend during my Velveeta-induced whack fest. I wrote a Real Men of Genius script and emailed it to a top secret contact at Anheuser-Busch. Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius [Real Men of Genius] Today we salute you, Mr. I have my […]