All Summer Long
 I will not be attending the annual Melrose Place pool party tonight because I’m headed out of town for a family reunion. But I hope someone gets drunker than I did last year, so I can quit hearing about it. Please take some time and vote for Dani-girl for Ms. Westport. Click on the Vote for Ms. Westport tab […]
Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
During a walk the other day, I crossed paths with a man from India who was visiting his son at Melrose Place. He was draped in what I assumed to be traditional Hindu attire. Before I go any further, I want to make something abundantly clear – I have no animosity towards the man, his religion, or the dress […]
No Reply At All
 Janer in NYC sent me today’s picture of a restaurant she spotted while walking down a street in Manhattan. She made sure to mention that an OTB is located around the corner. – Dani-girl uploaded two new photo albums: Cinco de Mayo and Summer Begins – SOB Reader, Mr. O., appears as an extra in […]
Rebel Yell
I almost got my ass kicked at the pool on Sunday by that guy. You’ve all seen this guy before. The guy that goes out on the weekend looking for a fight. This Billy Idol looking mo-fo brought a boom box to the pool and proceeded to turn on the Cardinals game loud enough to drown out […]
Crazy Train
Thanks to USA Today columnist, Whitney Matheson, for choosing the SOB as Reader of the Day on her blog – Pop Candy. Here’s the permalink to the SOB profile. Some of the comments are pretty funny. I’ve listened to preachers. I’ve listened to fools.
Secret Agent Man
I’m stilling mulling over ideas for things I want to accomplish this summer. One of them is to spend an entire week watching nothing but porn. I discussed my plan to burn through X-rated videos for seven days straight with a buddy. He didn’t like the idea. “Don’t do it,” he warned. “We might not get you […]
Euro-Trash Girl
Yeah, I’ll search the world over. I realize it’s been a few days since the last post, but I’ve been busier than an NBA player on Father’s Day. The SOB has officially gone global. Today’s picture is of reader John M. at a Euro 2008 match in Basel, Switzerland on June 15, 2008. In addition, I’ve received the following pictures of […]