Girls, Girls, Girls

 

Rapper T.I. (never heard of him) will be working with a group called the Hip Hop Caucus as a main spokesman for this year’s “Respect My Vote!” campaign. The only problem is that T.I. can’t vote after pleading guilty to federal weapons charges earlier this year. WTF? 

But I’m taking a break from politics. Ever since the Cable Boycott of ’07, my viewing choices have been limited. So I’m going to enjoy three weeks of Olympic coverage even if it means spending an evening watching rhythmic gymnastics. I think that’s the crap where people dance around with hoops and ribbons.

And by the way, why isn’t pole dancing an Olympic sport? If it was, Sierra from Sauget would have to be one the favorites to bring home the gold.

– Jon Voight blasts Obama. Thanks, Tory K.

Everybody’s talkin’ at me…I can’t hear a word they’re sayin’…just drivin’ around in Jon Voight’s car…

- Get into the Olympic spirit by reliving a great moment from the 2000 games in Sydney.

– Using cell phones to make popcorn. Thanks, Freddie R.

– Remote control cooler. Thanks, Sheila E.

– Has anyone ever seen Terry from Reno 911! and Crowe Dog in the same place? Me neither.

Dancin’ down on Sunset Strip.