Love Shack
 WTF? I have my first physical in years on Thursday morning. That means I may not be an ass virgin this time tomorrow. The good Doc suggested I get my prostate checked last time, but I convinced him to wait. Then I got my Xanax prescription refilled and snagged a trial pack of Viagra for the road. […]
Riders On The Storm
P-Mobile I came home Friday and found a FedEx package had been left on my patio. It was from the HR Department of a local corporation. I opened the package to find a job offer – an offer that greatly exceeded my current salary, and included a $5k signing bonus. There was just one problem […]
Jailbreak
The SOB picks for the Breeders’ Cup on Saturday are below. The first race goes off at 12:10 CT on ABC. They will televise the first 4 races, then the coverage moves to ESPN. I once lost the last leg of a Pick 6 when the even money chalk hung in the stretch and lost by […]
Harvest
Every so often we get reminded of how precious and short life is. That is what happened last Saturday when I heard that Gina Party and Sheila E’s father had passed away. Yeah, I know they have different last names on the SOB, but that’s just for comedic effect. They are sisters. And two people whom I consider very […]
Low Rider
There won’t be any new posts for a few days because I’m out of town with limited access to the Internet. And by limited, I mean none. All my friends know I pee the bed now.
Fugue for Tinhorns
When I first discovered internet gambling, I got the same feeling Crowe Dog did after hearing Lance Bass was gay – “So you’re telling me there’s a chance.” I would rush home from work, make myself a White Russian (I had just watched The Big Lebowski), print out the Daily Racing Form, and click the […]
Who Do You Love?
 Happy Birthday, Issac The annual Melrose Place Winery Trip is Saturday, November 1st. The cost of the round-trip bus ride is $27. We depart MP at 10 AM and return at 5 PM. Send me an email via the Contact page if you’re interested. Or call me if you’re fortunate to have my number. […]