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I’ve been sicker than Gina Party on Sunday morning. And on top of having the flu, my latest X-rays reveal that my ankle is not healing properly. It may have something to do with the fact that using crutches suck my ass.
I got the new pics taken last night at an Urgent Care because they accept my insurance and are open until 8 PM.
After reviewing the X-rays, the female radiologist asked, “Why didn’t they put you in a real cast?”
Hoping to hear a bit of good news, I replied, “Why didn’t they give you cup of shutty?”
Have you ever tried to shave your balls while standing on one leg?
Me neither.
Happy Belated Birthday, Jo B. (1/11). I love you.
Happy Birthday, Mac (2/10).
Vote for Dani-girl in The Bull Rocks Sweet Thing Photo Contest. Our lovely cast member can be found in Gallery 4, Number 6 (kissing Tom d G’s bicep). You’ll need to enter a valid email and confirm the message from The Bull for your vote to be counted.
Why is the media making such a big deal out of Michael Phelps hitting a bong? I mean, the biggest pot heads in my high school were on the swim team.
I remember one afternoon I was walking through the locker room after track practice (yeah, I used to be a runner), and the swimming coach was about to hold an impromptu meeting.
“Benny, get in here!” he screamed.
“Why?”
“You need to hear this!”
Man, I had to listen to a 15-minute lecture on the evils of marijuana.
And then I got stoned with the state champ in the 50-yard freestyle on the way home.
Take your time, hurry up. The choice is yours, don’t be late.