All Star
Pictured today is the nephew of cast member Chuck H. He plays high school hockey in Wheeling, West Virginia. Isn’t there a dog track in Wheeling, West Virginia? Anyway, I’m just happy to be doing my part to educate the next generation. I have a lot of stories from high school. But since I don’t […]
Movin’ Out
It’s moving weekend with Chico (formally known as Doug Wetback). I know this may be hard to believe, but I’ve decided the term ‘Wetback’ is too offensive, even by my standards. Living together for the year should be fine because I’m managing the McDonalds franchise he just purchased. And since there are a few things I don’t want to […]
Roses
I saw a couple of stories on Fox 2 this morning that caught my attention. The first was about some sicko that’s been spreading poop on the walls and light switches in area restaurants. I could tell the reporter was a little nervous having to talk about such a disgusting topic. He referred to it as spreading fecal […]
Nothin’ But The Taillights
True dat I was in traffic today behind some guy driving an Orkin truck. He was doing about 20 mph in a 35 mph zone. And I was about ready to give him a Dale Earnhardt bump. The truck had one of those bumper stickers that read, ‘How’s my driving? Call 1-800-something-something-ORKIN’. If they really […]
Burning Down The House
I admit that I’m not the neatest guy around. I mean, I think I’m neat as in ‘neato’, but when it comes to house cleaning, I’ve never been referred to as a neat freak. The other night, Gina Party needed a wine opener. After I told her there was one in my kitchen, she started going rummaging […]
Hey Hey What Can I Do
 Lassie needs a pee pill Thanks to Slingen for designing the new header. Drink – I said header. He also created the artwork for the new T-shirts and Koozies that should be here next week. I’m starting a new feature on the SOB. It’s called “Things that make me say WTF?” Things that make me say WTF? […]
Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’
Happy Birthday, Mr. O (left) This is by far the gayest picture I’ve ever put on the site. Please understand that Mr. O sent this specifically to be used on his birthday. Some interesting things you may not know about Mr. O: – Is married to the luckiest lady in the world (his words; not hers) […]