Back When
 I saw a couple of kids riding their bikes last weekend. Both were wearing helmets. One looked like he was ready for a motocross race. We didn’t wear bike helmets when I was a kid. I don’t even think they made them back then. If they did, nobody I knew had one. Shit, I remember […]
No Such Thing
God bless prom season If you’re not following the SOB on Facebook or Twitter, you’re missing out on important updates like this. No more nachos before bedtime. I could wipe my butt with a snow cone right now. I think I’m slowly adapting to this whole clean thing. Yeah, I’ve cleaned my place in the past. I’m […]
Run Through The Jungle
 Exacta box? I invented another drinking game over the weekend – Countdown. The rules are pretty simple. Get together with three friends, and assign each player a number between 1 and 4. Then turn on Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC. A player will drink a shot of beer every time he says the words that correspond to the player’s number. […]
Bang And Blame
It looks like the dental industry has come up with another way to scare us into their evil chairs. First, it was cavities. Adding fluoride to the water supply took care of that problem. Later, they tossed gingivitis at us. I’m not sure what that is but I don’t think I ever got it. Now, they unveil acid erosion. […]
Still The Same
Benny Blocker “What the hell is that?” you ask. It’s the ingenious plan I came up with to prevent myself from peeing on the couch when I come home in a drunken stupor. I figured if I put a couple of things on it, I wouldn’t bother removing them. The plan worked like a charm. […]
Mexican Radio
There’s nothing like following the weekend with a 12-hour workday. Sweet. I watched the Preakness on Saturday with Tim F and TMShay. I call her that because she would rather spot celebrities than the only speed in a five furlong claiming race at Evangeline. My record for picking winners in Triple Crown races isn’t exactly stellar. Really? […]
Driven To Tears
I saw this magazine at 7-Eleven this morning. I didn’t buy a copy, but it gave me an idea on how to handle kids that sell subscriptions door-to-door.                         Kid Hi, my name is DeAndre, and I’m selling magazine subscriptions. If I sell 400, I get to go to summer camp in Idaho.                         Benny I’d be happy to […]