Small Paradise
I’ve had some major computer problems lately. First, the monitor on my laptop went out. No problem – I just hooked it up to my PC monitor. That worked for day. Then the hard drive on the laptop went south. No problem – I’ll just use the old Windows 2000 machine. That couldn’t connect to […]
Heart Of Gold
Lunch Here is one more example of why I’m still single. My girlfriend had friends in town this weekend – Kurt and Pam. We had made tentative plans to meet them for breakfast this morning. She called them a couple of times but they didn’t answer. They were staying with a guy I knew (Doug), so I gave […]
Don’t Blink
The SOB will be dark until later this week. My grandma passed away, and I will be out of town with my family. Â My mom asked me to say a few words at the funeral. My grandma was fortunate to live a long and happy life. And I am fortunate to have a lot of […]
Pop Song 89
Tim Johnson strikes again. Happy Facebook Friday [audio:weeks_over.mp3] I want to give a shout out to the driver of the hotel airport shuttle that drove my drunk ass home last night. I was in no shape to walk after Parties in the Plaza – especially when I was carrying an extra-large pepperoni pie. Best thing I ever […]
Hello, I Love You
I already sent an update to Facebook and Twitter regarding this issue, but I had a major BLOW OUT in the men’s room today. It was so bad, guys were running out the door like democrats at a job fair. Mr. O and I had a nice conversation about relationships the other day.                         BENNY She wants […]
99 Problems
I found some dude’s wallet in the Melrose Place parking lot Sunday morning. It was resting next to a fresh pile of puke. I didn’t need Miami CSI to solve the case. I thought about buying a 12-pack before I turned it in. But, hey, I’ve been there before. And that’s just another morning for […]
I’ve Got A Name
Enjoying Chico’s new swimming pool There are a lot of grueling ways to make a living. You could be a window washer, crab fisherman, ironworker, fireman, policeman. The list goes on and on. But one the most difficult jobs has to be a computer programmer in charge of updating spell check applications. I mean, think of the work involved trying […]