To Look At You
Okay, I know someone reading this is a computer geek. Take a look at the Facebook widget I added on the left sidebar. Why the f won’t this center? Like everyone else, I thought it would be handled in the CSS file. But I can’t figure it out. If you know how to fix this, […]
I’m Gonna Miss Her
This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something – because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin’ like a hack horse. I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here’s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently […]
Bringin’ On The Heartbreak
Facebook has lowered the limitation to create a unique page name from 1,000 to 100 fans. This means that once the SOB page has 100 fans, I will be able to secure a domain name like facebook.com/sob. So I’m asking for your help. Currently, we have 50 fans following the SOB on Facebook. If every […]
Cherry Bomb
I’ve got to figure out why I pee the bed when I’ve had too much to drink. I’ve done a lot of research on this topic lately. Most of the suggestions on the internet say to simply quit drinking. That’s funny. I think I’ve figured it out, though. In college, I drank a massive amount […]
Alcohol
I thought about buying this alcohol detector the other day at AutoZone. But the crowd I hang with would just use it as a flipping party favor. Sure, we would get together and call it “Game Night.” But sooner or later, this thing would become our Yahtzee. I’ve been reluctant to talk about the events […]
Is This Love
West Coast Style King brought the SOB back to Cali. I uploaded a few more pictures on Facebook. Happy Birthday to Abby and Tom d G. I sent an email to Abby this morning to wish her a good day. I also asked if she was still a virgin. “Not since the 8th grade,” she […]
Move It On Over
My smart phone is stupid. I tried using the voice recognition feature while driving to work this morning. “Call Red,” I said. “Lemonheads,” replied the female voice. WTF? I had to listen to It’s a Shame About Ray four times before I made it to QuikTrip. I went to lunch with Issac today. Here’s our […]