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2 drunk asses swimming in a creek
Crowe Dog and Tom attempt to swim upstream

This 4th of July was one of the coolest on record in St. Louis. And the sun came out for about 15 minutes the entire weekend.

Al Gore is full of shit, man.

But with King and his buddy Devo in town from Cali, we still made it to the pool every day.

I went to sleep (wink) early on Saturday, so I wasn’t present when today’s picture was taken. But someone showed it to me the next morning. I haven’t laughed that hard since I heard Crowe Dog uses his treadmill as a frozen pizza timer.

I also didn’t hear the SOB’s banging on my window for an hour Saturday night. But it was nice of them to toss my patio furniture into the creek.

I’m thinking about calling in sick tomorrow, so I can watch the Michael Jackson funeral. I hope the media covers it.

– Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. O on their new baby girl.

I’ll stick with you baby for a thousand years. Nothing’s gonna touch you in these golden years, gold.