Call Me The Breeze
Here’s looking up your old address The SOB was shunned again by the Riverfront Times. I’m becoming the Susan Lucci of blogs. This year’s winner was UrbanReviewSTL. Last year the title went to AngryBlackBitch. I can’t prove this, but I think Issac has been stuffing the ballot box. I submitted a comment congratulating the winners, […]
My Own Worst Enemy
Don’t trust whitey The website in Argentina is still hotlinking to my server. I thought replacing the picture with a big set of boobs would solve the problem. But the hits have actually increased. Well laugh it up, Amigos, because Thursday is going to be the day of dick. And you’re going to have to […]
Girlfriend Is Better
The Dentist with a Guinness I met some buddies at Trainwreck last week, and ran into JR – Dentist to the Stars (of Branson). I think being a dentist in the Ozarks would be a pretty sweet gig. I mean, most of your patients only have a few teeth, so cleanings would be a breeze. […]
All Along The Watchtower
I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow I got my last filling today at the office of Dr. Marc Wallach DDS – the official dentist of The Summer of Benny. That’s him with Phyllis, about to take a drill to my molar. These guys are great. They follow the SOB. And […]
Shock The Monkey
I’ve mentioned this problem before, but I’m fed up with people hotlinking to images on my server. The main culprit is some ass stain virtual community website in Argentina. Hotlinking is when a person links directly to an image on another person’s web server, and uses their bandwidth to display the image on another site. […]
Jane Says
I saw a bumper sticker today that read “9/11 was an inside job!” My first reaction was to run the fucker off the road, and take a tire iron to his rusted out piece of shit Toyota. But this is America, and even douche bags enjoy freedom of speech. I bet his buddies never ask […]
Nightswimming
My refrigerator…Yeah, I’m a grown up Some things on Facebook make me laugh – people that say how happy they are the weekend is finally here – tagging someone in a photo – and I found a new one – Relationship Status. Below are the current choices for your Relationship Status on Facebook: – Single […]