“Wanna go into the bathroom, Benny?”
“Why yes, I would. I need to get even with someone.”
“What?”
“Nothing. Just lock the fucking door.”
I looked everywhere, but apparently Hallmark doesn’t make a “Sorry I puked on your carpet” greeting card. Go figure.
Okay, we’re just a few Facebook fans away from the century mark. So here’s a sample script you can use to get your friends to follow the immaturity:
“Are you on Facebook?”
“I’m on your friends list, dumb ass.”
“Oh, that’s right. Do you like stories about alcoholic, degenerate gamblers with ass, bedwetting and girlfriend problems?”
“Sure. Who doesn’t?”
“Go to summerofbenny.com, and click on the “Become A Fan” link in the upper left-hand corner.”
“Okay. But what’s in it for me?”
“I won’t kick your ass.”
– How not to get caught on Facebook.
– Did Charles Manson get paroled?
– Film Forum with Beavis and Butthead.
– An inappropriate laugh track inserted into the movie Crash. NSFW. Drink – I said inserted.
Don’t want to discuss it. Think its time for a change.