I want to share a quick one with you.
I bet you do.
A buddy called me last week with a story he said, “You just can’t make up.” I’m not going to use his name because his yarn is an embarrassing one.
He was trimming some trees in his back yard. When he was done, he went inside, and decided to rub one out. I mean, who doesn’t get horny doing yard work?
You probably know where this is going, but an hour later 75% of his body was covered in poison ivy. His dick is included in that percentage.
I called him last Wednesday to see how he was doing. “I just jacked off with Benadryl,” he said.
“Well, no one can question your dedication,” I replied.
“Nope.”
Well I don’t know where they come from. But they sure do come.