ABC was scheduled to air “A Charlie Brown Christmas” tonight, but Obama’s speech bumped it to next week. Good Grief. I’m going to call The White House and complain. I hear it’s pretty easy to get through these days.
I like watching the annual holiday classic. They actually talk about the true meaning of Christmas. Go figure.
I’m writing lyrics for a country/rap song.
“I’m crazy like Patsy Cline!”
That’s all I’ve got, so far.
Last night I ran into a woman from work at the Shell station. She’s not in my department, but I see her everyday. She had a gallon of milk, 2 bottles of Hawaiian Punch and a 12-pack of beer.
So I’ve established that she’s a working mom who likes to drink.
Alright, I finally started the P90X workout. I weighed in this morning at 202 pounds (boner-aided). Tomorrow morning is cardio, so good-night.
Okay, I’m back. I still have a glass of wine left.
I’m getting a haircut tomorrow. Last time I used the clippers on myself, and now I have long strands of hair sticking out of my head. Shit, I’m starting to look like Art Garfunkel.
– “I Quit” note
– Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young covering the theme to “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airâ€
Have you seen Junior’s grades?