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Ill show you mine, if you show me yours

Ahhh…it’s Show and Tell time at the White House

Alright, I guess I can do it – work a full day – exercise when I get home – and still have time to write the SOB.

But I’m going to start working out in the morning. Too many things get in the way at night; mainly happy hour.

I also had an idea – broadcast my workouts using the web cam. I mean, how much fun would it be to watch my ass sweat while you’re eating a bowl of Fruit Loops?

I’ll just need to remember to turn it off when I get on SpankWire. That would be awkward.

I swear my buddy lied to me tonight. We were talking on the phone when he said, “Benny, let me call you back. That’s my financial advisor calling.”

When he called back I said, “That’s pretty wierd that your financial advisor called an hour before kickoff.”

“Yeah, I just bought 25 shares of GPB.”

Tell em anything you want to. Just don’t tell em all the truth.